Comments on: The Interrogation of Mike Patterson – Episode #4

By: Godfather

Godfather — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:47:50 +0000

In most cases, voices from beyond the grave are semi-coherent and convey some degree of wisdom.

By: mike, the Beetman, Patterson

mike, the Beetman, Patterson — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:58:46 +0000

The truth!!- “You can’t handle the truth” Lies and deception!! I’m a victim of circumstance, A convenient truth, Look for the symbols – examine the mysterious symbols on the cup – where are they from? I know the truth – A mysterious, ancient, and diabolical society from Castle Rock is behind this conspiracy – Yes this is the work of the “Roothang Society” they used to drink Rainier and “green” Olympia beer during their goofy and ritualistic ceremonies – they thought they were 5th degree Masons – but this was Castle Rock. – who created the coveted “cup”? the beautiful and mysterious “artiste” Dara from boring Battle Ground – yes she is a direct descendant from the ancient beauty – Fatima “of the seven beers” she walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile – you get the picture. These guys didn’t know how to make me talk – all they had to do was make me listen to Achy Breaky Heart and “Muskrat Love” a few times – I would have told them anything – no I do not have the cups – look for the “Balcer Street Brats” for this crime.

By: Five Wheel Dave

Five Wheel Dave — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:30:39 +0000

Like his heroes Haldeman and Ehrlichman from the Nixon White, Patterson won’t tell the truth no matter if you use the 24″ bar.

By: Ryan McMaster

Ryan McMaster — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:17:27 +0000

Great episode! Thanks to Patterson for being a good sport and for allowing Jeep’s potent creative spunk to flow into this story. He is a pretty tough guy for just taking all that verbal abuse since 1987! That’s worth a few spokes at least!